he set that up with a half hour sleep in the last two days, can you beleave it?

she said she was looking for a woman for her son who was dressed as a red versus blue guy. I can't make this shit up.

who's the bitch in my shirt?!?

I've been shwash buckled... or something

I was taking bets on who was going to win, wolverine or nightcrawler. god I love wind up toys. oh, and the bunny refereed.