I was looking for piñata reference photos when I saw that you can order your very own Elsa, upon which you can inflict your very own slapstick horrors: http://amzn.to/1A9iUIw.
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Do you want some help getting onto the naughty list?
My naughty graphic novels are on sale.
but, um, they really are like… super naughty… for real. No faking. Gotta be over 18.