I just turned on the tape recorder on my phone for the whole drive back from the bar. This is what was recorded.Happy Goth was sitting in the passengers seat when she realized that I was taping everything.
If you got last year’s Krampusnacht special, then you can catch up with the Lil Krampus for $26.66.
Check out both Krampus deals at the store: https://store.thedevilspanties.com/collections/krampus-sale
If you’re outside the US, you can avoid shipping costs by going through Amazon for the individual books:
You know you’ve been naughty this year, so why not just seal the deal?