Spelling!
A rant that has been inevitable and a long time in coming
yes I fucking know I can’t spell. Do you think that it could POSSIBLY have escaped my notice after 12 after 12 YEARS of special education, resource classes, and private tutors?! because if it did then the CONSTANT reminder and LIFE LONG ridicule SURE AS HELL keeps me fucking awair!! And no I’m not FUCKING OVERREACTING!!! I’m twenty fucking four years old and I can’t remember common words, dates, and names. This has NOTHING to do with lazeyness. I’m fucking learning disables! DISLEXIC RETARD MENTAL FUCKING STUPID yes I know what a FUCKING DICTIONARY IS!!!!!! and if one more fucking person mentions fucking FLASH CARDS to me ONE FUCKING MORE TIME I SWEAR i’m going postal in a librairy!!! I spell things phoneticaly. I sound it out. so if it’s way the fuck off from what it sounds like then a dictionary is FUCKING USLESS. if it sounds like shovenistic then how the FUCK am I supposed to pull a couple more c’s and a’s OUT OF MY ASS because a dictionary doesn’t FUCKING DO THAT! I try to run things by friends and family before
I post but doing that every day is a pain in the ass. After spending eight hours penciling lettering inking scanning editing coloring shading I don’t really have the energy to wake someone up so they can tell me that I got role and roll mixed up before I have to get a few hourse of sleep before going to WORK so I can pay RENT because this SURE AS HELL ISN’T going to pay the bills ANY TIME SOON. So if anyone wants to tell me that I can’t spell and to enlighten me on the wonders of a new and fun envention called a dictionary or spell check then I would be over joyed to tell them to GO TO FUCKING HELL AND DIE IN A VAT OF PIG SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!! No, I’m not bitter. I’ve just had to put up with this shit for my WHOLE LIFE and I’ve sat there and taken it. It didn’t help that Hank Lane decided he was going to entertain himself for THREE
YEARS by reminding me that I couldn’t spell*every*fucking*day*. words of condolence, apology, ridcule or support are unwanted and uneeded
A rant that has been inevitable and a long time in coming