People have commented that News sucks. I failed to point out that this was all things that I got off of Facebook. Facebook scares me sometimes. I didn’t even know about some of these terrifyingly stupid laws that are being passed. But my mom says that I have to stop getting my news from social media. Do what everyone else does. Watch the Daily Show.
In the past few weeks I’ve found that, late at night, Facebook can send me into a fit of incoherent, mindless rage. I stomp around the house pulling my hair and try not to post anything until morning.
I get sucked in and the next thing I know, the day’s over.
Whenever my mom mentions something on Facebook I get the deer in headlights look as I try to remember if I’ve posted anything incriminating lately.
I made up the part about the thong but my mom really did call me and tell me to get back to work. Apparently she keeps an eye on the time stamp of the increasingly inane comments throughout the day. Though I don’t have anything online that’s nearly as….interesting as some of my brothers work. I don’t think I could really shock my mom if I tried. My sister already brought a republican to dinner that one time. Awkward.
