There’s a choking joke in there somewhere but I need more sleep.
When you expect your kid is making excuses to stay up late but their answer is too unhinged.
How else is she going to make binoculars?
You know you’re a grownup when…
Today Liz asked if she could have a smiley face on the Saturn of her Comic t-shirt.
You just can’t reason with anyone these days.
The stairs are carpeted.
When it comes to human rights, it’s really hard to Agree to Disagree.