What’s terrifying is that the only part that I made up in these quotes is that I added “real” and “fake”. I did make up the conversation with the guy in the waiting room though.
Happy Krampusnacht! Have you been naughty? Well there’s still time! ID books 1, 2, and 8 are on sale until this Saturday December 9th. Get them while they’re hot! (ID books are porn. You have to be an adult to buy them.)