Someone in Canada told me a joke.
“How do you get a Canadian to apologize?”
“Step on his foot.”
Now, don’t go spoiling tomorrows comic for those who don’t know how you really piss off a Canadian. I cover that in tomorrows update.
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I always get the feeling that behind these elegant, noble women there’s something sinister. Each time I draw a lady in elaborate garb I just can’t help but add a little dash of “uh oh”. Almost without my knowing, a dash of red bleeds through the embroidered skirt or in this case, sharp claws peak out from velvet cuffs. Almost as if a woman who is this meticulously put together would eat you alive without getting a single spot on her gown.
Costume taken from “The Mode in Costume” by R. Turner Wilcox, the first Garment. New York Charles Scribner’s Sons 1944 Copyright 1942 by R. Turner Wilcox.
Sometimes people forget to laugh in the bedroom.
Have I mentioned that I’m a light weight?
We got the Ice Wine at Tawse Winery. I’m only disappointed in how little the bottles are. Obby and I opened the bottle that I got just to “try it” and then no more wine. Next time I’m getting three bottles. If someone asks me what kind of drink I like now, I’m saying Ice Wine.
Echo is amazing! I’m so used to just going from the airport to the convention center. I said “wow, look at all the grape vines next to the highway.” and next thing I know we’re poking our way around back roads using a tourist flier to hunt down the vineyards spotted about the fields of Canada. It was between Niagara Falls and Calgary? on our way to Fan Expo. 
The photo is from Megalomaniac Wine. They had the BEST titles to their wines. “Narcissist Riesling”, “Show me your Omnipotence and I’ll show you mine” Cabernet Franc. Their bottles were embossed with things like “A life of wanton luxury sounds excellent to me” and “My delusions of grandeur are way bigger than yours”. It’s built into the earth and the walls are part of the stone of the mountain, naturally cooling the whole place. Like I said, Echo is awesome.
I lost one of the marshmallows to gravity and the compromised structural integrity of fire.
There was a sideways building and I was on my second day with no sleep. Things got a little weird.
Niagara Falls is awesome but make sure you go to the bathroom first.
