Bumper stickers say ‘Who put Coffee in my Rum?’, ‘Who says I want to fit in?’, ‘Being weird isn’t enough’, ‘Why be good?’, ‘Silly keeps me sane’. The licens plate is BatGrr1 (except it’s not becuase Oregon vanity plates are expensive as fuck) and I do have giant decal letters that spell out ‘WWW.THEDEVILSPANTIES.COM’ on my bumper. Hard to miss.