There are some things that you just can’t do over wifi. Sometimes you just gotta hit the restart button by hand.
Always ask at the beginning of the meal if anyone wants to share a dish.
There’s a fine line between a toe curling evil laugh and maniacal cackle. One is sexy and the other is worrying.
Was this an out take of Misery?
Also, you can wait to call them back when you get out of the bathroom please.