I overheard a boy tell this joke while waiting to go into surgery for Ear Tubes. Liz has had tubes put in and taken out three times so far. They tend to get infected when you leave them in for too long. She’s got stupid high pain tolerance and the hospital gives us amazing Project Linus quilts each time, so it’s kind of fun.
I’ve told her I’m going to take a video of her past self telling her future self “Try it, you’ll like it.” after she likes something she swore she wouldn’t.
Parenting hacks that work one out of twenty times.
Gift bags should never have anything that makes noise or needs batteries.
When you expect your kid is making excuses to stay up late but their answer is too unhinged.
How else is she going to make binoculars?
Today Liz asked if she could have a smiley face on the Saturn of her Comic t-shirt.
Fur babies are also really good at not letting you wallow.
