When you expect your kid is making excuses to stay up late but their answer is too unhinged.
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How else is she going to make binoculars?
Today Liz asked if she could have a smiley face on the Saturn of her Comic t-shirt.
Fur babies are also really good at not letting you wallow.
May your costumes be jacket adjustable and your neighborhoods candy dense.
Gift bags with helium balloons from birthday parties are the preferred weapon of choice.
My generation can say fuck all about slang. We had Pauly Shore and Valley Girls.
Okay, I got the Heathers quote wrong. It’s gently, not sideways. I haven’t seen the musical? Just the Christian Slater one. It made an impact.
Because girls are so gentle and quiet?…. have… have you met the…. everything? Kids. Kids are exhausting. All the moms are tired. Dads too. Parents are exhausted. Children are exhausting. The fact this bitch has on jewelry and wants to talk shit about kids. Bitch, my earlobes would be gone if I had earrings on right now.
