1. That was his costume.
2. banner says ‘the devil’s distracting hip crevice’
3. I was directly under the AC vent in Dallas Texas and they were BLASTING cold air the whole time.
4. I’m especially proud of my 1990’s Cyclops lasers.
5. Two Lumps have awesome t-shirts.
Someone in the exhibit hall asked for police assistance and they couldn’t find who had called. I was staring at them pretty intently wondering if they were there to shut down the satanic porn. They assumed I was the one who called. This was in Dallas Texas. They were lovely.
Actually, White Russian at a Hotel bar is about $12. At most conventions the exhibitors don’t have much time between close of the exhibit hall and a full nights sleep before you pull another 12 hour shift at your table so the hotel bar is as far as we get.
I’m in Phoenix Arizona new weekend at LepreCon!
I’m saving the “what artists put up with at conventions” for another time.
