Posts Tagged ‘boobies’
Obby randomly did this and I was laughing too hard to be offended. I feel like my feminist should be upset by it, but he’s just so adorable!
Our two leading parties have been taking turns slow fucking us for as long as I remember, but we still line up year after year to vote for our favorite sociopath. Drives me up a wall. If I had one wish, I’d wish that every person in the US would have their eyelids taped open once every election season, and be forced to watch the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode where Kodos and Kang run for president by body snatching Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.
Then Jen would bonk me on the head and ask why I didn’t wish for a luxury submarine or a donut tree instead.
And she’d be right.
-obby
There is a video of me doing the snoopy dance. I’m going to clean it up a bit and then send it out to the Bonus Booty Subscription list today around 6pm EST along with a bonus comic and some sketches. (because I’m a tease like that)