Most of my meals are kid leftovers.
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I think I’m limited to one fart joke every three years.
I haven’t actually painted it yet. Still waiting on the license plates to came in. For some reason, still having the dealer plates on it feels like it’s not mine yet.
Pretzel buns are the most delicious of the buns.
The mom worry is constant and will probably just get worse.
I grew up sharing a bed with a bunch of siblings. You learn how to roll over while shifting the blankets so they stay still. Also, you tuck the blankets under your outside so they can’t pull the blankets away from you. It’s blanket warfare.
Marriage! that Bwessed awangement. That dweam within a dweam.
Gideon the Ninth is awesome and I’m just waiting for Netflix to realize how many teenagers are cosplaying her. With those arms.
Consensual ass slappery between adults
I think the grey streak is sexy as hell.
