Posts Tagged ‘geek auction’
part of me was irked that I made that much money just standing there but it was all going to the charity “Childs Play”
It was totally worth it for the kids but dammit, I had merch at my table that they could buy too.
I had hidden a paddle under my shirt to take out and start bidding against the guy for myself but by the time I walked out on stage the bidding got up so high that I couldn’t afford to bid on myself.
The Angel Boy from years ago told me that he never had any intentions of taking his shirt off but then the women were cheering and the next thing he knew he was hand cuffed, half naked, and the Devil Boy was spanking him with a paddle.
There’s an awesome guy who does the geek auction every year at What the Hell con. Last year, 2010, he gave me his geek auction application and asked me to fill it out. He said, “do what ever you want”. I said “are you ssuuuuuuure?” He grinned and backed away. I filled it out with the input of some other twisted- er, other artists, and handed it in without him seeing it. Under the questions “what’s your favorite fandom?” I asked the room what the most innocent childhood cartoons they could think of were. We came up with Care Bears and My Little Pony. I just added the word “slash fic” (meaning fictional erotica written by fans). The auctioneer women just went from there. The pointed out that one of the guys had to be the Bear and one had to be the …”Pony”. At one point they got one guy to carry the other around on his back. Everyone died laughing and the guys seemed to have a good time. Um, apparently he had such a good time that he never forgot it and uh, is going to exact his revenge.
Each person who heard that they were going to have girls in the geek auction got a pained look on their face. “I don’t know if that’s a good idea.” The running theme is boys being auctioned off. The boys are usually geeks and have some form of presentation. They sing a song about geeks or dress up as a favorite character;