When you expect your kid is making excuses to stay up late but their answer is too unhinged.
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How else is she going to make binoculars?
Today Liz asked if she could have a smiley face on the Saturn of her Comic t-shirt.
I just cut off about a fourth of my fingernail. I did learn that Obby gets super squeamish at the prospect of partial finger dismemberment.
Fur babies are also really good at not letting you wallow.
You really do need to spend four days doing nothing but watching the potty training toddler… and cleaning up the puddles.
God help me if the party is in an indoor play structure. Those things need quick release hatches in case of potty emergency.
I set an alarm to remind me to pick them up from daycare. Every day.
