The nurses tease that they have a “high tech” milking kit. It’s a plastic bag with a plastic spoon and eye dropper. You hand express milk into the spoon and transfer it to the newborn like liquid gold that you’ve squeezed from the stones of your unresponsive dry nipples.
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Do you want some help getting onto the naughty list?
My naughty graphic novels are on sale.
but, um, they really are like… super naughty… for real. No faking. Gotta be over 18.