Posts Tagged ‘c-section’
03/13/2023by Jennie Breeden on 03/13/2023 at 12:00 am
02/01/2023by Jennie Breeden on 02/01/2023 at 12:00 am
11/14/2022by Jennie Breeden on 11/14/2022 at 12:00 am
05/11/2020by Jennie Breeden on 05/11/2020 at 12:00 am
03/12/2020by Jennie Breeden on 03/12/2020 at 12:00 am
An IUD is a little plastic Y stick that is shoved into the uterus through the cervix. It is the worst pain that I have ever felt in my entire life. I don’t get my period or cramps when I have an IUD in. I will happily deal with thirty seconds of unimaginable pain for five years of no periods.
01/09/2020by Jennie Breeden on 01/09/2020 at 12:00 am
The nurses tease that they have a “high tech” milking kit. It’s a plastic bag with a plastic spoon and eye dropper. You hand express milk into the spoon and transfer it to the newborn like liquid gold that you’ve squeezed from the stones of your unresponsive dry nipples.
12/23/2019by Jennie Breeden on 12/23/2019 at 12:00 am
12/20/2019by Jennie Breeden on 12/20/2019 at 12:00 am
12/19/2019by Jennie Breeden on 12/19/2019 at 12:00 am
I actually have no idea what the Anesthesiologists terminal looked like. He maybe just had a nob. I just know he was watching me and every time my eyes fluttered closed I’d start waking back up again. I was fighting sleep because I thought I should probably be present for the birth of my child but damn a nap sounded amazing. The song that was on repeat was the Doubleclicks ApostropheÂ song.
They actually had me in loose restraints so I didn’t grab at all the cords they had attached to me, but towards the end I got a hand free because my face itched SO MUCH. I was reminded of one of Dave Chappelle’s characters.