I have done this comic before but it is still true. I enjoyed the small pleasures in the chaos that is baby.
They’re a baby for only a minute even though it feels like an ETERNITY at the time.
I think I handed the baby over and took a shower.
For the first time, your baby doesn’t stay where you put them, and all bets are off.
I am very happy not to do that again, but I do go gaga over any baby in the vicinity.
You don’t always pay as much attention as you should during feedings.
We have old photos of mom washing a baby in one side of the sink and defrosting the turkey in the other.
Wait, you’re supposed to WATER plants???
Never listen to the internet. Those people are nuts.