Posts Tagged ‘baby’
Trying to sleep train Liz just made her more angry and she’d stay up for HOURS screaming. Viv actually kicked me out of the nursery.
A child’s interpretation of medical illustrations can be quite literal. Also, kids doctor’s kit comes with glasses and cell phones. You know, doctor’s tools.
I have to tell both my daughters “You are strong and the world is delicate.” Liz broke the door handle off of our car. By accident.
There comes a time when a baby refuses to lay prone for a diaper change. They begin to roll like a crocodile trying to drown its prey. Sometimes a parent will perfect the art of putting a diaper on a standing toddler. Most of the time this results in leaks and blowouts.
The beaches in northern Oregon are so huge, the ocean feels like half a mile away from the dunes. Sneaker waves are actually quite scary. The beach we go to has trucks driving by. You have to look both ways before walking to the water.