A friend told me a GREAT story once about a guy who…um… he had a bit of a heart attack while they were…uh… well, it was REALLY hard for her to get a pair of sweat pants on him so she could get him to the hospital. He lived, but the doctors and nurses had a hard time not laughing at his…um…state.
When you have a heart attack and your heart stops pumping then all the blood in your body stays where it is…