I think I’m limited to one fart joke every three years.
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The machine turned sideways, which was disconcerting, but the only pain was my arm falling asleep while it was at an awkward angle.
Mammograms ain’t got shit on a nursing toddler. But every boob is different.
This is a recent comic where the kids comics have a two year delay. So there’s some inconsistency in that I’m still nursing in the comic but go in for a Mammogram. Don’t bring logic into this plot line!
Trying to sleep train Liz just made her more angry and she’d stay up for HOURS screaming. Viv actually kicked me out of the nursery.
I just realized I’m wearing the Nanny socks and shoes from Muppet Babies.
This was two years ago. We went this year and Liz immediately wanted to go “fight kids” and it turns out that company isn’t there anymore. Sad, but understandable.
The Oregon Ren Fair has a bucket of doughnuts and it’s glorious.
