Ikea seems to be a hellscape of lies. No, that organizer will NOT make you the kind of person who organizes their shit.
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Because girls are so gentle and quiet?…. have… have you met the…. everything? Kids. Kids are exhausting. All the moms are tired. Dads too. Parents are exhausted. Children are exhausting. The fact this bitch has on jewelry and wants to talk shit about kids. Bitch, my earlobes would be gone if I had earrings on right now.
“Inflation rate is calculated as the average price increase of a basket of selected goods and services over one year.”
The only road trips we do is the hour to the coast. That was the only time she has been into a gas station and she still asks about the Snack Store.
I especially love the absolute chaos of a daycare performance. Ours has each class sing a christmas song and someone in each class is usually crying. There’s a ‘graduation’ ceremony and the parents are even more fun to watch. I hide because the toddlers are SO confused about how their parents are there but won’t come get them.