Posts Tagged ‘toddler’

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07/02/2024

by Jennie Breeden on 07/02/2024 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
There's so much hype and anxiety over the boob squishing pain.

Mammograms ain’t got shit on a nursing toddler. But every boob is different.

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11/23/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 11/23/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
And then I felt REALLY guilty for pulling that with the kid in the car and try to never do it again.

 

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02/23/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 02/23/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
She can get ominously dramatic.

 

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01/31/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 01/31/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
It's usually drawing on walls or spraying down the bathroom with a water bottle.

 

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01/27/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 01/27/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
After having an underweight baby who never slept I developed a very toxic relationship with my daughters food intake. I have told all my inner monologues to shut the fuck up.

 

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01/26/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 01/26/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
It's weird when she sings 'Mr Robot' because she just whispers 'secret secret I've got a secret' over and over.

 

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01/25/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 01/25/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
We went through some trial and error on what punishment works. Time out for one minute on the steps seems to do well.

 

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01/21/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 01/21/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
I give her decaffeinated cranberry tea. She likes that it's pink.

 

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01/18/2022

by Jennie Breeden on 01/18/2022 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
The toddler suffers no snark.

 

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11/08/2021

by Jennie Breeden on 11/08/2021 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
Her latest delaying tactic is negotiating the number of back rubs she gets. She starts negotiations at 100.

 

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