I lost my users manual.
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Only having Nice clothes left on laundry day was a running gag when I started drawing comic strips in college… in 1998. I think I can get away with re-using a joke every 27 years or so.
I am self sufficient as long as that sufficiency only requires duct tape and twist ties to accomplish.
I also put concealer on a zit. I was so super fancy that day!
There should be a limit to the amount of grownuping that anyone has to do in one day.
Yearly lady checkups suck. But we are way more paranoid than we should be because the medical staff does not care. I asked the nurse and she said the only thing that really grossed her out was the sound of phlegm in a tracheotomy.
I had no idea it was such a simple mechanism. I’m now going around the house fixing all the broken stopper plungers.
