I think I handed the baby over and took a shower.
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For the first time, your baby doesn’t stay where you put them, and all bets are off.
I am very happy not to do that again, but I do go gaga over any baby in the vicinity.
You don’t always pay as much attention as you should during feedings.
We have old photos of mom washing a baby in one side of the sink and defrosting the turkey in the other.
Wait, you’re supposed to WATER plants???
Never listen to the internet. Those people are nuts.
Second baby has it rough in a lot of ways, but not when it comes to toys.
Penny in a water bottle is the best rattle. And the plastic bottle is crinkly too.
Liz has tried taking ownership of some of the toys but it turns out I owned a lot of them long before having kids. Pink Ram is one of their favorite. From a reader after I did the DnD comics about my glowing pink goat.
My c-section scars are not your bouncy castle!
Baby Tech Support
I have an entire section in my contacts of parents who I’ve randomly met at playgrounds and never seen again.
