I just realized I’m wearing the Nanny socks and shoes from Muppet Babies.
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Turns out walking through crowds is a learned skill that some kids haven’t developed yet. Especially when they’ve spent half their life away from crowds.
except we have a kid now who uses cleaning up as a stalling tactic and it fucking works.
And I change into pajama pants when I put the kids to bed. Also, I drew the comic wrong. It’s late! I wanna go to bed! Tomorrow I’ll have Liz draw the comic and I’ll go to bed at 7:30pm.
We put a Three Times rule on songs in our house. After three times, you gotta pick a new song.
She emptied all the trash cans in the house for a dollar. First and last payed chore she’s done. Mostly she’d rather get payed in jelly beans.
Figuring out naps is the key to parental sanity.
You get over road rage really fast with kids in the car. You slow down and just mutter PG threats.
I asked my neighbor and she said the family is fine. Maybe they just fell out of updating the hight chart.
