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You really do need to spend four days doing nothing but watching the potty training toddler… and cleaning up the puddles.
God help me if the party is in an indoor play structure. Those things need quick release hatches in case of potty emergency.
I set an alarm to remind me to pick them up from daycare. Every day.
Apparently the best cheese is in the middle of a pizza slice.
My kids have learned that if they leave the dinner table for even a minute, they tell me specifically not to touch their food.
Because girls are so gentle and quiet?…. have… have you met the…. everything? Kids. Kids are exhausting. All the moms are tired. Dads too. Parents are exhausted. Children are exhausting. The fact this bitch has on jewelry and wants to talk shit about kids. Bitch, my earlobes would be gone if I had earrings on right now.
The only road trips we do is the hour to the coast. That was the only time she has been into a gas station and she still asks about the Snack Store.
It was the little tin of candy from Grave of Fireflies.
