When I’m nervous, I babble and tell ridiculous stories. Every time I get blood drawn, I talk about the time I had a chocolate cupcake with bacon on top. Surprisingly delicious.
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Yearly lady checkups suck. But we are way more paranoid than we should be because the medical staff does not care. I asked the nurse and she said the only thing that really grossed her out was the sound of phlegm in a tracheotomy.
Pretzel buns are the most delicious of the buns.
A child’s interpretation of medical illustrations can be quite literal. Also, kids doctor’s kit comes with glasses and cell phones. You know, doctor’s tools.
We watched the DART mission where they hit an asteroid and Liz saw Bill Nye in the control room. When she realized that he existed beyond a character on a tv show, she started asking to go hang out with him.
I usually assume that an open carry is work related, but this guy was giving off strong don’t-tread-on-my-thin-blue-southern-pride vibes.
