Apparently the best cheese is in the middle of a pizza slice.
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My kids have learned that if they leave the dinner table for even a minute, they tell me specifically not to touch their food.
Gift bags with helium balloons from birthday parties are the preferred weapon of choice.
The Viv only wants the whole cucumber. Liz likes the hand me down clip on ties from her cousin and Pikachu Onesie.
Trying to sleep train Liz just made her more angry and she’d stay up for HOURS screaming. Viv actually kicked me out of the nursery.
I have to tell both my daughters “You are strong and the world is delicate.” Liz broke the door handle off of our car. By accident.
There comes a time when a baby refuses to lay prone for a diaper change. They begin to roll like a crocodile trying to drown its prey. Sometimes a parent will perfect the art of putting a diaper on a standing toddler. Most of the time this results in leaks and blowouts.
Viv is eating a cucumber. Just, an entire, whole cucumber.
So far, kids seem to go in and out of fussiness.
