She emptied all the trash cans in the house for a dollar. First and last payed chore she’s done. Mostly she’d rather get payed in jelly beans.
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The comic knows where it is because it knows where it’s been. It knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t.
Figuring out naps is the key to parental sanity.
When I’m nervous, I babble and tell ridiculous stories. Every time I get blood drawn, I talk about the time I had a chocolate cupcake with bacon on top. Surprisingly delicious.
Yearly lady checkups suck. But we are way more paranoid than we should be because the medical staff does not care. I asked the nurse and she said the only thing that really grossed her out was the sound of phlegm in a tracheotomy.
Pretzel buns are the most delicious of the buns.
A child’s interpretation of medical illustrations can be quite literal. Also, kids doctor’s kit comes with glasses and cell phones. You know, doctor’s tools.
