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All toddler kisses come with a lipstick ring of snot.
My mom used the fraise “they’re still a part of your skin”. For a while, your kid still feels like a part of your own body. After a point though, they really are rubbing snot on you and it is not alright.
Youth is not all it’s cracked up to be.
This too shall pass. The reassuring thing about parenthood is that it will all change in a minute. Long days, short years.
It’s not life threatening, so I get to rest. Parent Survival.
I mean really, why should we bother trying to better society as a whole? If society wanted to be better, it would do it itself even with the crushing housing costs and slave wages and crippling healthcare costs and, wait, where did society get those pitchforks?
Yucca and Jicama are both so much fun to say!
Obby about lost his mind googling weather or not I had poisoned everyone. I might have taken two years off of his life.
